Mary and Her Customer

Posted by M ws On Monday, March 25, 2013 3 comments

Thanks to Angela who sent me the following joke which I am sharing for laughs. If saucy jokes are not your cup of tea, please do not read further. My apologies if this post offends anyone.

A man is walking along Jalan Bukit Bintang, in Kuala Lumpur one night and a very gorgeous girl catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation with her, and quickly discovers that she is one of those "exclusive" ladies-of-the-trade.

"How much do you charge?", asks Gustave.

Mary replies, "It starts at 500 ringgit for a hand-job."

Gustave says, "500 ringgit for a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

With a saucy flick of her eyelashes, Mary says, "Do you see that Mary Restaurant on the corner?"


"Do you see the next Mary's about another block further down?"


"And beyond that, do you see the third Mary's, just by the side of the old Cathay cinema?"


"Well," says Mary, smiling invitingly, "I own those.

And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 500 ringgit."

Gustave then exclaims, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to the nearby Marriott Hotel.

A short time later, Mr Gustave is sitting on the bed realising that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500 ringgit.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000 ringgit?"

Mary replies, "RM1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

Mary then says, while signalling Gustave to come closer to her.

"Come closer to this window, big boy. Do you see that bank just across the junction to Jalan Sultan Ismail?

I own that bank outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every sen of 1,500 ringgit !"

And poor Gustave, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off his intended new mobile phone and says, "Give it to me !!!"

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

Mr Gustave can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

He decides to dip into what else he may have left with him for one more glorious and unforgettable experience.

He then asks Mary,"How much for some pussy?"

Mary replies, "Come over here to this other window, I want to show you something.

Do you see how the whole city of Kuala Lumpur is laid out before us ..... All those beautiful lights, banks .... Corporate offices ... Business houses..... And big and small shops and places?"

"Wowwww !!" Gustave shouts out in awe, "You own the whole city ??"

"No," Mary replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

3 comments to Mary and Her Customer

  1. says:

    Hussein abdul Hamid With apologies to Air everyone can own restaurants and banks....even me? The devil made me say that!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Good morning, Encik Hussein Abdul Hamid!

    Thank you for your very witty response :-).

    Have a lovely day!


  1. says:

    Gem Naughty naughty but good for a laugh! Gustave would have discovered Mary was in fact Mario if he had opted for the, er, kitty service first. Not that I am condoning any of this, ok?

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