When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend with big t**s.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big t**s, but there was no passion, so, I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big t**s.
Note: Posted purely for laughs with no intention to insult anyone. Thanks to Mr SKT who shared this.
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STEADYAKU47 Some advise for women with big t**ts...careful when you go out with men with big feet! Big feet means they have big.........shoes lah! stay out of your way if you do not want to get trampled.