Funny Dating Adverts

Posted by M ws On Sunday, May 19, 2013 0 comments

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' a Florida newspaper.
(Who says Seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
       *_FOXY LADY_*
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5’- 4’’ (used to be 5’ – 6’’), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
       *_SERENITY NOW_*
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
       *_WINNING SMILE_*
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
       *_BEATLES OR STONES? _*
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

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