The Deaf Wife or Otherwise?

Posted by M ws On Sunday, November 3, 2013 4 comments
Thanks to Mr TSK who shared this joke. I cannot remember if I have posted it before so am sharing it again for laughs. :-)

Bob feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

(I just love this)

'For God’s sake, Bob, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

4 comments to The Deaf Wife or Otherwise?

  1. says:

    Hussein ABDUL HAMID This deserves more than a smile...I had a good hearty laugh! Thanks!

  1. says:

    adie Good one!
    Now who's actually deaf?!

  1. says:

    M ws Dear Saudara Hussein

    Great to hear from you again. Hope all is well with you and your dear wife.

    Am glad you enjoyed this post :-). So did I! Take care and do keep in touch.


  1. says:

    M ws Dear Adie

    Lovely to hear from you again!
    Haha! Knew the guys would love this post!


    Take care and pls keep in touch.


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