Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
One double and you start feeling single again.
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most.
When a man does that, the slide show begins.
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened
Wives are magicians. ..... .They can change anything into an argument
Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!
Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it.
Thanks to Mr TSK for sharing this.