Short and Really Funny Facts

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, July 8, 2014 0 comments
Wife : "why r u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : Howz ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town.
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Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whiskey is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most.
When a man does that, the slide show begins.
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q-You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..
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Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 
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The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened
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Wives are magicians. ..... .They can change anything into an argument

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it.

Thanks to Mr TSK for sharing this.

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