Pinch My Nixples??? *joke*

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, February 24, 2015 0 comments
Thanks to Angela for this joke which I am posting for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.

Hilarious! Remember this the next time you need to return something & they give you a hard time!

A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

 
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!'

The befuddled clerk ran to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.  

The manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am, what's wrong?'
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,


'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!'

Which then draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

In a huff, the woman says,

'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !'

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!

Now stop laughing & forward this to your friends :-) whom you think may enjoy this joke :-).

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