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I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much. We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to ask a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are.
Kurt Vonnegut

Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules – and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.
Kurt Vonnegut

The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
Kurt Vonnegut

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Take care of the people, and God almighty will take care of Himself.
Kurt Vonnegut

I could carve a better man out of a banana.
Kurt Vonnegut

New York: Skyscraper National Park.
Kurt Vonnegut

Whatever women do in life, they must do it twice as good as men in order to be considered as half as qualified. Fortunately, that's not very difficult.
Charlotte Whitton

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm

I think; therefore, I'm single.
Lizz Winstead

I wouldn't mind being dead – it would be something new.
Estelle Winwood, at hundred.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Woody Allen once said: "You know there must be intelligent life in space. The question is do they have good Chinese restaurants and do they deliver?" Which is really a joke, but it is also a very profound remark. When you say do they have good Chinese restaurants, what you're really saying is, "How much are they like us?" And when you say, "Do they deliver?" you're saying, "Can they get here?" Both of which are profound questions. And at the present, we have no answers.
Gene Wolfe

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

If you ask me what I came to do in this world, I, an artist, will answer you: I am here to live out loud.
Emile Zola

Treat the earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children.
Kenyan proverb

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

Yeah, my real name is Coppola. I changed it because they'd think I was some nepotism-oriented kid.
Nicholas Cage

A lie can be half way around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
James Callaghan

Every revolutionary ends up by becoming either an oppressor or a heretic.
Albert Camus

Democracy is the worst form of government, except all the others that have been tried.
Sir Winston Churchill

To err is Truman.
A popular joke in 1946

This one is specially for Nick:

To err is human, to moo is bovine.
Anonymous

HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE!