To defuse the tensed atmosphere, let's laugh out loud as we take a look at the rationale behind Saiful's abstinence from good anal hygiene.
Interesting snippets from the Malaysiakini report:
- “I did not wash (my anus) in order to preserve the evidence," he said as the court erupted in laughter.
- During his earlier examination-in-chief in February by solicitor-general II Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden, the star witness had testified that he did not defecate for two days.
- When MP Karpal Singh asked him if he took a shower on June 26, 2008 (the day of the alleged sodomy, he said, "I only took a morning shower."
- When Karpal Singh asked he met the top police officer ACP Rodwan Mohd Yusof at that time rather than report the whole thing to the police, Saiful said hewanted to tell him his problem - that he had been sodomised by Anwar several times including Hong Kong, Singapore and Bangkok.
- When asked by Karpal Singh if he was a supporter of the BN and Umno, Saiful said, "Yes, I was a supporter of the BN and Umno but I voted for Sivarasa (Rasiah) (Subang parliamentarian) and Elizabeth Wong (Bukit Lanjan state representative)."
- Karpal said, "You do not betray your friends. I suggest that your credibility is at stake. You are a liar and traitor?"
- Saiful responded: "Who, me? I disagree." (He smirks*).
* Wikipedia says: A smirk refers to a smile evoking insolence, scorn, or offensive smugness. "A constant smirk upon the face, and a whifling activity of the body, are strong indications of futility," the Earl of Chesterfield once wrote in a letter to his son.
So, are you shocked?
1. How can anyone bathe and NOT wash his anal area?
2. How can anyone not defaecate for two days? Was this to justify NOT washing his anal area?
3. How can anyone only take a morning shower for one day? Again, was this to justify NOT washing the anal area?
4. What is more important?
a) Reporting an act of sodomy as soon as possible
OR
b) NOT washing one's anus for two days to preserve evidence?
If indeed one 'treasures' the evidence' and has inclinations to 'pickle' the evidence in that orifice, should he not have immediately lodged a police report?
Interesting.
The only logical conclusion is that I can make is that preservation of evidence is vital even at the expense of one's personal hygiene.
I dread to think of the state of the underwear of such a person. Holy smoke indeed! Eeeeeeew!!!
Well, the whole situation seems so bizarre. I surfed many websites after I googled lots of related issues on anus :-) and discovered this very entertaining video that will leave you in stitches. Please don't blame me if you laugh till you get stomach cramps.
Seriously, Saiful MUST watch this video:
CLICK HERE to watch this interesting video!
I wonder if there is a colony of parasites growing in somebody's orifice.
But then again, that somebody could already be a PARASITE!!!
Anonymous The greatest M'sian Assh*le idol and officially recognized as such.
He's even trying to acquire two zabiba on his forehead (instead of the normally expected one)just so as to boost his own "credibility".
Where in his old mugshots are found such distinct "discoloration"?
~wits0~