ALWAYS WASH YOUR BU**!!

Posted by Unknown On Thursday, May 13, 2010 32 comments
After a hectic day of household chores, I settled down to read the latest news while enjoying a cup of tea. I nearly fell off my seat when I read HERE that key witness Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan today made a startling revelation at the Sodomy II trial when he told the court that he did not wash his anus for two days after the alleged incident. Holy smoke!!! I cannot imagine what grew in the unwashed orifice!!!

To defuse the tensed atmosphere, let's laugh out loud as we take a look at the rationale behind Saiful's abstinence from good anal hygiene.

Interesting snippets from the Malaysiakini report:

  • “I did not wash (my anus) in order to preserve the evidence," he said as the court erupted in laughter.
  • During his earlier examination-in-chief in February by solicitor-general II Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden, the star witness had testified that he did not defecate for two days.
  • When MP Karpal Singh asked him if he took a shower on June 26, 2008 (the day of the alleged sodomy, he said, "I only took a morning shower."
  • When Karpal Singh asked he met the top police officer ACP Rodwan Mohd Yusof at that time rather than report the whole thing to the police, Saiful said hewanted to tell him his problem - that he had been sodomised by Anwar several times including Hong Kong, Singapore and Bangkok.
  • When asked by Karpal Singh if he was a supporter of the BN and Umno, Saiful said, "Yes, I was a supporter of the BN and Umno but I voted for Sivarasa (Rasiah) (Subang parliamentarian) and Elizabeth Wong (Bukit Lanjan state representative)."
  • Karpal said, "You do not betray your friends. I suggest that your credibility is at stake. You are a liar and traitor?"
  • Saiful responded: "Who, me? I disagree." (He smirks*).

* Wikipedia says: A smirk refers to a smile evoking insolence, scorn, or offensive smugness. "A constant smirk upon the face, and a whifling activity of the body, are strong indications of futility," the Earl of Chesterfield once wrote in a letter to his son.

So, are you shocked?

1. How can anyone bathe and NOT wash his anal area?

2. How can anyone not defaecate for two days? Was this to justify NOT washing his anal area?

3. How can anyone only take a morning shower for one day? Again, was this to justify NOT washing the anal area?

4. What is more important?

a) Reporting an act of sodomy as soon as possible

OR

b) NOT washing one's anus for two days to preserve evidence?

If indeed one 'treasures' the evidence' and has inclinations to 'pickle' the evidence in that orifice, should he not have immediately lodged a police report?

Interesting.

The only logical conclusion is that I can make is that preservation of evidence is vital even at the expense of one's personal hygiene.

I dread to think of the state of the underwear of such a person. Holy smoke indeed! Eeeeeeew!!!

Well, the whole situation seems so bizarre. I surfed many websites after I googled lots of related issues on anus :-) and discovered this very entertaining video that will leave you in stitches. Please don't blame me if you laugh till you get stomach cramps.

Seriously, Saiful MUST watch this video:

CLICK HERE to watch this interesting video!

I wonder if there is a colony of parasites growing in somebody's orifice.

But then again, that somebody could already be a PARASITE!!!


32 comments to ALWAYS WASH YOUR BU**!!

  1. says:

    Anonymous The greatest M'sian Assh*le idol and officially recognized as such.

    He's even trying to acquire two zabiba on his forehead (instead of the normally expected one)just so as to boost his own "credibility".

    Where in his old mugshots are found such distinct "discoloration"?

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    KoSong Cafe Saiful in Hok-lish has some relevance to your topic.

    Anyway, he had set a new trend for those who have been buggered. Don't wash and see if PM is interested; if so, try calling IGP for his opinion; make sure to have all the important people's opinions before you lodge a police report. By following this procedure, your case can better stand up in court... even if the prosecution and judge are likely to be on your side. This is not something to be missed (telling all) so that you can be famous overnight.

  1. says:

    Anonymous Saifull's BullCurry's anus is so sacredly precious while Sabahan's anuses are not at all!

    Sodomy III : How Mahathir screwed the Sabahans!

    http://fwd4.me/O2m

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    Anonymous Our compassionate PM personally attend to Saifool scholarship request at his residence?
    Having his arse probe and poked June 28 by a doctor, yet failed to wash?
    Preserve evidence? Premeditated motives?
    Remembers and keyed IGP's phone number just by listening to a passing comment?
    Should have been a genius rather than a dropout and being "sai" fool.

  1. says:

    Anonymous I think clinical psychologists everywhere will be interested in analyzing this victim. He displayed no signs of trauma yet maintain his cool to set up meetings with the top echelon of leaders in the country to share his problem. He got sodomized many times previously but still return to his employer for more. Can it mean that he enjoys it? And why the need to preserve evidence when he could have easily filmed the whole sordid affair just like the other famous case. Another case of Malaysia boleh!

  1. says:

    Selvi Not shameful, Saiful!

  1. says:

    Anonymous I did not wash my anus in order to preserve the evidence.

    What evidence?

    NOT washing one's anus for two days to preserve evidence?

    It stinks, doesn't it?

  1. says:

    Anak Melayu Saiful, oh gross! Please be more hygienic next time.

    Tak masuk akal!

  1. says:

    Ting This Shitful can stoop so low with his idiotic story and make the whole world see that he is a real circus clown without brain and without shame! Wasting our taxpayers' money on this stupid nonsensical drama of his.

    The world is laughing at us.

  1. says:

    Hafiz b Shukor A Muslim with an unwashed anus is 'unclean' and cannot perform his ritual prayers. Weird guy. Another clown to the pot!

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ~wits0~

    Definitely!

    Yes, the mark shows very clearly in the MK pic.

    One wonders why the mark doubled and grew at that speed...

    Take care and rest well. Thanks for sharing!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear KoSong Cafe

    Many thanks for your elegant comment which has succinctly summed up the forces at work!

    Take care and thanks for sharing your thoughts that make us think more about the case.

    God bless you!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ~wits0~

    What a witty comment you have shared!

    Thanks also for the link. I hope as many have read that post.

    Take care and have a lovely evening.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 7.59pm

    Thank you for cleverly summed up the most bizarre developments and statements of this case. I am grateful to you for broadening the scope of my post. Take care and please keep in touch!

    Best wishes

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.11pm

    Indeed this is such a badly written Grade C soap opera but yet, the producer and players insist it is Academy Award winning material.

    Delusional and disgusting!

    Thanks for sharing your sharp thoughts that make us think harder about what actually happened and the deeper implcations.

    Do keep in touch!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Selvi

    Exactly! Name should be changed to Shameful!!

    Take care and thanks for sharing!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.20pm

    Exactly! Eeeew! The thought of it really sickens me to the core of my being!

    Take care and thanks for airing your thoughts. Please keep in touch!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 10.30pm

    I hope he has learnt from this...if not, he can always watch the video I out up.

    *winks*

    Take care and have a lovely rest...

    Please keep in touch! Thanks for sharing!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Ting

    I would not at all be surprised if indeed he is pleased at his debut and has many other stuff lined up for him...

    Tragically, the world will laugh at us if they get wind of this situation!

    Thanks for sharing. Please keep in touch. Have a lovely rest!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Saudara Hafiz

    I wanted to write that in the post but did not feel qualified to do so and was hoping a Muslim reader would raise this point and you did!

    Thanks a lot!

    Salam

  1. says:

    Darth Vader Did he stain the Pee Am office when the Pee Am invited him to his office?

    I personally thinks that he did stain it as the whole of Putrajaya stinks.

    This bugger stoop so low even an ant is taller than him.

    I really pity his parents.

  1. says:

    Kampung Girl 1. How can anyone bathe and NOT wash his anal area?

    Saiful must be doing dry-cleaning!

  1. says:

    Donplaypuks® Did not wash or shower or defaecate for 3 days? Not humanly possible unless you had severe piles or something.

    Then he branded the burmese doctor a liar when cornered by Karpal about the written medical report and a plastic object. If this 'plastic object' was a condom, then obviously he had to brand the doctor liar as, with a condom he would not be wearing, you can't talk about semen samples!!

    Then obviously he was coached to say he was an UMNO supporter but voted PKR. No one can prove or disprove who he voted for, but in Uni he was gunning for Umno youth post. But he had to say he voted PKR to justify his earlier testimony that Anwar was his hero!!

    So, more and more cracks are beginning to appear in sodo mee's testimony.

    dpp
    we are all of 1 race, the Human race

  1. says:

    Anonymous Pinworms are easily treated by a single dose of Antepar(Piperazines).

    But that's for the biological sort.

    Saifull's ones are in his psyche.

    ~wits0~

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Darth Vader

    The situation stinks in so many ways and the goings-on truly disgrace us.

    I am shocked beyond words!

    Take care and have a nice day!

    Best wishes

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Kampung Girl

    LOL!!! Hahaha!! You are very witty! Thanks for the smiles!

    Have a great day!

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear DPP

    Yup - those are possible reasons and another one is poor standards of personal hygiene ....eeeeew!!!

    A player cannot deliver if he lacks rehearsals the script is poor :-).

    Take care and thanks for sharing your views.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ~wits0~

    Healing can only come if the conscience is awakened with true repentance before his Maker.

    Take care and thanks for sharing. Have a great day!

  1. says:

    Anonymous When the voice of someone is similar to the sound of a fart naturally it is just verbal garbage. He was coached by so many "professional" prior to making the police report including a late night till wee hours of the morning with one Eh Zam Zam.

    Can we trust a coached liar with any grain of truth ? Yes, those who eat "sai" and shit out rice! For to them with warped mind any forms of evidence are acceptable to them and their friendly buddies in court as well. Let the twisting and the mambo jumbo begin and the whole judiciary on trial for the world at large to ponder.

    Would any investors be interested after the court charade ? No wonder my principal asked for arbitration to be done in Singapore if any dispute arises out of the signed contract. Our country's reputation is indeed very grand after so many judgements that are so pro govt.

    I suggest that SaiFool's arse be preserved for the doctorial studies in the hospital and thereafter be preserved in the museum as historical masterpiece. In order for their comrade to learn the art of doing a SaiFool on others if they want to earn millions after dropping out of Uni.
    ~ahoo~

  1. says:

    Anonymous "..I suggest that SaiFool's arse be preserved..." - ahoo.

    Why not?! Rapacious sex maniac, Rasputin got his phallus preserved in a bottle of formalin.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    Wow!! Thank you for this awesome comment!! I can feel your anger and outrage which are justified.

    Let us pray that justice and fairness will prevail and that more will speak out and stand up against discrimination, corruption and other abominable acts against the people.

    Thanks for sharing your thoughts.
    God bless you.

    Shalom

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Anon @ 1.16pm

    *stunned*

    That is a revelation to me. Thanks for sharing the link! Have a great weekend.

    Cheers

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