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StraightTalking wrote the following categories of Farts in response to my post on WHAT THE FART?. He has given me permission to post this....Enjoy this list and laugh your head off like I did! :-) Cheers!



DISHONEST FARTERS
Those who fart and then blame the dog

FOOLISH FARTERS
Those who keep their farts inside

PROMPT FARTERS
Those who always have a fart ready

MISERABLE FARTERS
Those who cannot fart

STRATEGIC FARTERS
Those who fart only when necessary

CLEVER FARTERS
Those who fart and cough at the same time

DISAPPOINTED FARTERS
Those whose farts do not emit odor

ACUTE FARTERS
Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet

MEAN FARTERS
Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse

VAIN FARTERS
They who love the smell of their own farts

AMIABLE FARTERS
They who love the smell of others’ farts

CONFIDENT FARTERS
They who let out really loud farts

SHY FARTERS
Those who let out silent farts

SCIENTIFIC FARTERS
Those who bottle their own farts

UNFORTUNATE FARTERS
Those who start to fart but poop instead

NERVOUS FARTERS
Those who stop in mid fart

HONEST FARTERS
Those who confess to the fart

JEALOUS FARTERS
Those who claim the farts of others

INSECURE FARTERS
Those who compare their fart quality to others

THE ULTIMATE FARTER
Those farters whose fart moves stationary objects

THE EMOTIONAL FARTER
Those who fart when they are in a bad mood.

Written by StraightTalking

Addendum by mws:

The Talkative/Responsive Farter
Those who fart in response to other farts

The Military Farter
Those whose farts go rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat

The Musical Farter
Those whose farts remind you of songs

The Silently Toxic Farter
Those whose farts are silent and deadly



Please feel free to add to this list!!!

Have a fart-free/fart-filled day depending on your preferences LOL!! Cheers!