When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty! " shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good! " and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior? ", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ! " shouted Mary.
The teacher said, "Very good! "
And then Mary fell asleep again. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? "
Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half! "
The teacher fainted.
Have a nice day everyone! It's Friday so have a great weekend as well. Do swing by again later for the next post. Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke! Cheers!
Anonymous what happened after eating the fruit of knowledge ?
They knew how to make babies !