A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
She got out of bed and checked around the house.
She heard sobbing from the basement.
After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, when you were 16? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replied.
-Author Unknown-
*I posted this joke two years ago and am reposting it for laughs.
"Well, I would have been released tonight."
2 comments to After Twenty Years
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Unknown Dear Bunny
Haha! You've got classic wit and humor! Good to hear from you again.
Take care and have a lovely weekend!
Cheers
Bunny i rest my case.
"i do" is the longest sentence in the english language.