Interesting Signs and Brand Names

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, February 22, 2012 2 comments
  • In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
  • In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits - $10.00 - They won't last an hour!"
  • On an Indiana shopping mall marquee: "Archery tournament. Ears pierced."
  • In the bathroom of a large apartment building: "When taking showers, please leave the bathroom door a jar. This will prevent the plaster from peeling."
  • Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."
  • On a North Carolina highway: "EAT -- 300 FEET"
  • On an Ohio highway: "Drive slower When Wet."
  • On a New Hampshire highway: "You are speeding when flashing."
  • On a Pennsylvania highway: "Drive carefully: Auto accidents kill most people from 15 to 19."
  • In downtown Boston: "Calahan Tunnel/No. End."
  • In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"
  • In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers: "Parking for birds only."
  • In a New Jersey restaurant: "Open 11:00 AM to 11:00 PM Midnight."
  • In front of a New Hampshire restaurant: "Now serving live lobsters."
  • In front of a New Hampshire store: "Endurable floors."
  • On a radiator repair garage: "Best place too take a leak."

Here is a list of what some car brands COULD mean :-)

  • SAAB – Still ain’t a Beemer
  • AMC – All makes combined
  • MGB – Might go backwards
  • BMW - Bought my wife
  • VOLVO – Very odd looking vehicular object
  • ACURA – Asia’s curse upon Rural America
  • PINTO – Put in nickel to operate
  • TRIUMPH – This really is unreliable please help
  • HYUNDAI – Helps you understand nothings drivable and inexpensive
  • PONTIAC – Poor Old Newfie thinks it’s a Cadillac (Newfie is a Canadian Slang for Newfoundler – like Pollack)
  • FIAT – Fix it again Tony

2 comments to Interesting Signs and Brand Names

  1. says:

    adie FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily...

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Thanks, Adie, for that cool response!!


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