masterwordsmith-unplugged

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke  down.  An American Indian on horse back came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.                                                                                                                                                                            
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a \He-e-e-e-h-a- a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.                                                                                                                                                                                                                          
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one  final 'He-e-e-e-h-a- a-a-a!' and rode off.                                            
                                                                                         
"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant .
                                                                                         
"Nothing," the woman answered.  "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, & held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off"
                                                                                         
                                                                                         
"Lady," the attendant said shaking his head, "Indians DON'T use saddles."              

Thanks to Angela for sharing this.