A place where Parents pay and children play .
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills .
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters...
Future tense of Marriage.
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes
he got the biggest piece.
A place where success comes before work.
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
A banker provided by nature.
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after .
A person who cures your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills.
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight .
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
The name men give their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life, so that he will
be considered wise after he is dead.