- Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
- Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
- Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
- When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
- Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
- Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
- A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.
- The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.
- Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and travellers checks.
- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half.
- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you might as well keep the first.
- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make vegetable stew.
- And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world...Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed :-)....
-Collected from here and there-
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